SPLENDIFICENT 1+2
Dacy Alex
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GENRE: Humorous Fantasy/Erotica
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BLURB:
Hell
on Heels and Death by D Cup
This
raw and naughty book brings together the first two Splendificent novels in one
ENORMOUS package…
Not
that type of enormous package!
I
swear.
Splendificent
1:
California
cutie Giselle Nyfall arrives at the Big Apple to attend liberal arts college,
Hemera University. But, when a computer glitch lands her with four
extraordinary young women as roommates Giselle’s sheltered world is blown away.
These
Hotties are supernatural aristocracy, the magical one percent: an elf princess
who decapitates as well as she pirouettes, the B.B. gun-toting daughter of the
Tooth Fairy, a glamorous and gold-digging fox spirit with thickness in all the
right places, and a vampire-succubus hybrid with a bad gambling problem and a
blood-soaked family tree.
This
Hot Squad uncovers a demonic curse threatening New York City’s human elite
orchestrated by denizens of the Christian Hell. The only cure? The five
stunners themselves!
Splendificent
2:
The
Hot Squad members must battle supernatural mercenaries, contend with a portal
to the underworld, avoid demonic death traps and thwart a nefarious prince
hellbent on fulfilling an ancient prophecy and bringing on the death of one
Squad member who happens to be his sister. All difficult assignments when
they’re constantly losing their skimpy clothes and falling into the arms of hot
studs and each other!
Will
Giselle and her voluptuous companions come together to triumph over the forces
of evil? Does the family that slays together stay together? Find out in the
sexy, hilarious and politically incorrect Splendificent 2!
WARNING:
This
book is absolutely not for anyone under the age of 18! You, Mister 17 years and
364 days old? Move along, son, move along.
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Excerpt
Three:
This was going to be difficult.
This was going to be a violation of trust.
But it needed to be done.
Giselle stood in front of Stuart in his
messy-even-though-he’s-only-been-there-a-couple-days-dorm, and she stood with
pride.
Stuart was hammering away on Final Fantasy XIV on his gaming
computer with his glowing green mouse and blue glowing keyboard.
"Stuart, I am special," Giselle announced with a
Princess Magalinda worthy dramatic voice.
"Big facts," Stuart responded, “Look at those
boobs on you! They’re mad huge! And you can make a lot of money off being
special. Just don’t be like my cousin Joey Numbers. It starts with you
stripping for old bitches. You get that easy side money, so you justify it.
Then you start fucking those old bitches for extra cash. Cool? Then you’re the
go-to guy in the old bitch pussy circle. The Steph Curry of fucking old
bitches. Then their husbands offer more to watch. Then it turns into
threesomes."
"Eeep!" Giselle squealed.
Stuart continued, "Then they offer you a large sum to
have gay sex, and you justify it again. Now you're making big money. But at
what cost, Giselle? At what cost?"
"At no cost because I’m not a guy, and I’m not a
prostitute! Listen to me, Stu."
She wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about this, but she was
being swallowed by her secret. And if anyone could give her some outside the
box thinking it was Stuart.
"I’m kinda wrapped up in something dangerous," she
said, clasping her hands.
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
Dacy
Alex is an author that has also taken home several screenwriting awards under a
different name. Dacy loves the possibilities of the supernatural but also the
inherent weirdness of the everyday world and likes to combine the two whenever
possible. Dacy likes to focus his stories on new adults, which might explain
why he can subsist on a steady diet of classic CW shows. The 100 and The
Originals are the best ones don’t argue with me plz k thx bye. Dacy’s an avid
video gamer; Dacy’s favorite games are Final Fantasy X-2 and Persona 4: Golden.
I’ll be a contrarian and say I’ve never played a Dark Souls like game and I
don’t wanna! Oops, I forgot I was doing this in third person
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