Friday, October 30, 2020

Review: BLOOD, BATH, AND BEYOND by Michelle Rowen


Sarah Dearly is a vampire and invisible to humans (not literally.) A snarky b#@ch, she can walk in daylight relaying phrases like, “Bite me…or I might just bite you.” All in all, she had a natural born talent to rub people the wrong way. She was the immortal pessimist with a fear for flying. With this, I kind of liked her.

We find out that her and her fiancé have to fly to Las Vegas to look into a string of vampire-related murders (bodies with puncture marks on the neck.) Okay, that sounded interesting. But then the real case was catching a vampire posing as a toddler contestant in a beauty pageant. Wait, what? Why? What about the murders.

I thought I’d wait to see how this story would develop (and hopefully get back to the murders,) but I just couldn’t stand Sarah’s incessant babbling. There was also too many vampire politics. Why were we even at the stupid pageant?

This was a disappointment.

My rating: 2 stars

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