The Warlord's Stormy Skye
by Gail Koger
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GENRE: Sci-Fi romance comedy
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BLURB:
My
name is Skye McAllister, I’m a psychic witch and a healer. My life is a
rollercoaster ride of craziness. My unique electrical powers have a bunch of
alien males eyeing me like I’m prime rib at an all-you-can-eat banquet.
If
that wasn’t bad enough, a crazy old witch transformed herself into a half-human
Kotsor spider and is trying to kill me with hexes, magical bombs, and her
zillion hatchlings. Have you ever tried
to disarm an enchanted bomb with space Neanderthals trying to claim you as
their mate? It’s a good way to die.
To
keep me alive, Zarek, the Coletti Overlord, assigned me a partner. Vorian is a badass War Commander who is used
to people obeying him immediately. Like
that’s going to happen. I will admit
he’s sex on two legs, and so damn pretty. But if I let my hormones dictate my
actions, we’d be bound for life. Not happening.
Once
we rid the galaxy of Mallox and the evil spider lady, I’m ditching his fine
ass.
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Excerpt One:
“You have
expended a great deal of energy today.” Vorian held out a chocolate bar. “This
will help replenish it.”
Before he could
change his mind, I snatched the bar out of his hand like a hungry velociraptor.
Vorian’s eyes
widened slightly at my ferocity.
What did he
expect? I was a chocolate-starved female. I tore off the wrapping and took a
bite. Yum. It was the good stuff. “Why are you being nice to me?”
“It is my duty
to provide for you.”
“Duty, huh?”
“Yes.” Vorian
pulled another candy bar from his hip pocket and ate it slowly.
I guess I
should look on the bright side. I had chocolate. I wasn’t dead yet. Jagger was
locked up, and my partner looked nothing like Badon. No man boobs, scars, or
bristly nose hair. He had classically handsome features and a body to die for.
Not that I noticed. Okay, I had seen him naked when the three-eyed creep had
kidnapped us, and yowzer. He was centerfold material. He made my panties wet
every time I looked at him. Yep, my life was a rollercoaster ride of craziness.
I licked the
melted chocolate off the wrapper and noticed Vorian was staring at me intently.
“What? Do I have chocolate on my nose?”
“Did Badon
violate you?”
I snorted. “As
if. I hit him with my limp dick spell.”
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AUTHOR Bio and Links:
I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher for the Glendale Police Department and to keep from going totally bonkers – I mean people have no idea what a real emergency is. Take this for example: I answered, “9-1-1 emergency, what’s your emergency?” And this hysterical woman yelled, “My bird is in a tree.” Sometimes I really couldn’t help myself, so I said, “Birds have a tendency to do that, ma’am.” The woman screeched, “No! You don’t understand. My pet parakeet is in the tree. I’ve just got to get him down.” Like I said, not a clue. “I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t get birds out of trees.” The woman then cried, “But… What about my husband? He’s up there, too.” See what I had to deal with? To keep from hitting myself repeatedly in the head with my phone I took up writing.
Author links: www.gailkoger.com
https://www.facebook.com/Colettiwarlordbooks/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1598719.Gail_Koger
https://www.instagram.com/gkoger58/
https://www.bookbub.com/authors/gail-koger
http://www.amazon.com/Gail-Koger/e/B001K838BY
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ReplyDeleteI like the excerpt.
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